If the wires can be connected in two different ways, the first will blow the fuse.
The most expensive component fails first.
1. When solving any real problem in the corresponding system of "x" equations, there are always "x + 1" unknowns.
2. The piece of information that is most needed will be the least available.
3. As soon as you have exhausted all possibilities and gave up, as soon as the solution is found - simple and obvious, which immediately comes to mind to any outsider.
4. Trouble never comes alone.
Nobody wants to read someone else's formulas.
In mathematics, you don't get to understand different things over time. You are just getting used to them.
When bosses talk about improving productivity, they never mean themselves.
If you disassemble something many times and then reassemble it, then eventually you will have it in two copies.
Any dropped tool is rolled into the most inaccessible corner of the workshop.
On the way to this corner, the fallen tool will certainly hit you in the leg first.
1. Measure with a micrometer.
2. Mark with chalk.
3. Chop off with an ax.
Save all the details.
Any cunning mechanical device fails at the most inopportune moment.
If, in the process of doing some work, you remove a tool that you probably should not need anymore, an urgent need immediately arises.
Any device works better if you plug it in.
Push something hard enough and it will inevitably fall off.
Do not use force - better use a larger hammer.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
There is no better time to put off what you do not feel like doing than right now.
Costs rise to match income.
Confusion and confusion create jobs.
When you pour concrete, it will rain.
If you need to screw four bolts, then you can always find only three suitable nuts.
Every new project requires a tool that you don't have.
1. After a device has been disassembled and then assembled, nothing will work.
2. The last turn of any bolt or nut will rip the threads on them or cause them to burst.
Without this last turn, the specified bolt or nut will fall off.
An item selected at random from a group that is 99 percent reliable will be in the 1 percent group.
Hell is a place where everything is perfectly tested and nothing works.